You draw your sword, prepare your spells, raise your shield, and kick open the door with thunderous force! You are about to enter a monster infested lair. Skeletons, Trolls, Demons, and other twisted creatures await you on your quest. Now go forth, the path that lay ahead is yours to carve…

…And for the love of Christ, Don’t slam all your health potions immediately. You may be here a while.